According to my friends there are quiet a lot of ways that Moms can strike it rich by working from home.
Here are the two most popular that I see on my news-feed:
Option A: health and fitness supplements and a magic body wrap that makes you instantaneously skinny.
Option B: Thirty dollar mascara that is guaranteed to give you eyelashes like Christina Aguilera.
Due to my lack of physical fitness, patience, and desire to have movie star lashes I am left with no other choice but to remain poor.
Or so I thought!
According to my latest private message from a Facebook pal, I am just the person they are looking for.
To peddle 'skinny wraps'.
Never-mind my thick thighs and muffin top, it is actually due to a previous experiment experience that I must sadly decline all job offers to sell wraps.
A few years ago I actually tried the wrap. One of my friends excitedly signed up to become the next self-made millionaire and conned me in to wasting twenty five bucks.
"Just try it!" She said "You get your money back if it doesn't work."
Reluctantly I did.
I was tired of looking like a flying squirrel so I wrapped my arms.
"In just forty-five minutes your arms are going to be ready for the beach!" she said.
Forty-five minutes later, I shook my arms and they still jiggled.
Except this time they glistened from the wrap cream.
I was over joyed with excitement when I saw my sparkly fat arms.
"You have to wait thirty-six hours for the full results," she added.
Apparently my arms were super duper, duper, jiggly and required the full treatment.
Whatever.
Thirty-six hours later and I had shocking results, just as she promised!
To my complete surprise I measured my arms and I had lost two inches.
Two inches in one arm!
And none in by other arm...
And none in by other arm...
At that point I requested a partial refund.
Since I had such amazing results she then asked if I would like to sign up under her and start selling them too.
Easy money, I'm telling you. Easy money.
Regretfully, I declined.
