SELF GIVEN HAIRCUT #2

We are just some hair cut given fools, aren't we!

I don't think I really need to explain, the pictures say it all.

Just in case, here ya go....

Josh got a wild hair and decided to shave his head!

In the 8 years we have been together I have never seen him look like this! EVER! LOL

Normally I'm not a fan of the whole bald head thing, never have been, but its growing on me.:)

With hair, or with out, he is pretty darn hot if you ask me! :)

One tip babe! Get that head to some sun, ASAP!! :)

The Budlight Weenie Roast.

In case you were wondering where all the trailer trash disappeared to yesterday, wonder no more.

4 words.... Bud Light Weenie Roast.

I don't think it helped that it was 108 outside, because if they didn't show up half naked they were shortly after arriving.

Simply, eye catching.

And not in a good way.

Luckily we sat behind, what look like a school teacher and her husband. I know this because she wore pressed khaki bermuda shorts, a modest light pink top, sperrys, AND mid concert she began to grade papers.

Oh, and she had the cutest pearl ear rings!

Did I forget to mention we were at a ROCK concert?

At first, I thought they were lost. Then all the sudden she threw her fist up and began knodding her head.

Wow, coulda fooled me...

Anyway...

The seats directly in front of them were all pre-teens. Pre-teens, dressed like I know their mamas didn't know they were dressed, dressed.  Um yeah.

You see, I was merely there for moral support for my Joshy. I don't know, or should I say didn't know  who, POD or Puddle of Mud were. The only band I was even slightly happy to see was Buckcherry and that slight happiness quickly left once they took the stage.

"Please! Just play your 2 good songs and shut up!" I desperatly wanted to yell.

 ( Like he could hear me anyway.)

But, no.

He played, and played, and played.. a bunch of crap I had never heard, talked a good bit about cocaine, and played some more.

 It was lovely.

And quiet educational.

Did you know that if you do cocaine it sobers you up and you can drink more?..

(Insert sarcasm)

 WOW! Great to know! Ill be sure and remember that in case I ever decided to try cocaine!

I also learned that me and rock music... not the best of friends.

Um, yeah... Can you say  'never again'?

However, I must say, I did enjoy spending the day with my hunny and I am glad he enjoyed the concert. :)

BUT!

 Next Bud Light Weenie Roast, I will get him a man date! :)

Arn't these the cutest kids you have EVER seen?...

This weekend we attended a birthday party and the special guest was Spongbob. Rilyn was super impressed and excited to meet him.

Until.... she realized it was someone dressed up like Spongebob.

"Mom, is there someone in there?" she asked pointing to the costume.

"Why do you ask that?" I questioned.

"Because I can see their eyes through the costume!!" she shrieked.

LOL

Its a dang good think I didn't spend $200 on those Minnie and Mickey Mouse costumes for their birthdays!

So CUTE!

 I looooove seeing them do things like this together!  Probably because it doesn't happen often or for very long. Its usually followed up by Raigen snatching what ever they are playing with up and running and Rilyn yelling "Mom! Raigen wont share!!"

Yes , I am SOOOO one of those moms that secretly wanted twins therefore I dress my girls alike evvvvvery chance I get. :) I love it!

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I love these two rotten little girls! ♥

My haircut.

Well.............OK. I'm just going to say it....

 I gave myself a haircut!

Now  for a tiny second it seemed to be a great' idea but then it quickly turned tragic.

I didn't just trim my hair people... I freakin' gave myself a a bob... which closely resembles Josh's haircut from his kid pictures.... you know, those ever so popular bowl cuts. Yea, its lovely.

While getting ready to go out with the girls for drinks Friday night I was having major problems getting my hair to do anything.

That's when I grabbed the scissors. I thought it would be easier to fix if it were a little shorter, shoulder length. 

So I cut it.

First the left side, then the right.

And that's when panic struck and I realized I couldn't cut the back of my hair.

So I called Josh in to help.

Him laughing at me should of been the 1st clue that he may not be the best candidate for finishing up my new look, but it was either him or Rilyn so I handed him the scissors.

"Just trim the back." I told him.  "Just make it even with what I already cut." I instructed.

Simple enough, right?..

Wrong.

He takes the scissors and cuts a huge chunk out of the back and immediately he is laughing hysterically.
THEN he tells me to just shave it.

I immediately grab the mirror to check it out...

and immediately I start laughing so hard I was crying.. or I could of been crying so hard I was laughing. I don't know...

At that point it all had happened so fast it kind of felt surreal, like a dream. I mean, I hadn't even put much thought into a haircut.  Anyway, what was done, was done. Its short and I am not getting it fixed because I know they will have to cut more off to even it out. So for now, I can only where my hair curly, so you cant see  my 'shark bite' hair cut.

That's the first thing that came to mind when I took at look at the back... It looks like a shark bit the back of my hair off!

Oh well... you live and you learn. And i definitely learned!

Restroom Embarrasment!

OK, so yesterday Rilyn had to go to the pee during gymnastics class.

I have to help her get in and out of her leo. So, when she was done I bent down and pulled up her leotard for her.

I thought I heard her fart.

"Did you just fart?" I asked her.

Obviously she thought I had smelt something and that's why I asked her that because she quickly replied with.."no, that's your breath."

I could help but laugh... and try to defend myself, because yes, there were other people in the bathroom!!

Talk about embarrassing!

To my defense though: I WAS chewing gum so my breath couldn't have smelled that bad!

The Pantie Liner

Y'all.. I'm telling you this three year old of mine is keeps me on my toes!! LOL

Today Rilyn found a pantie liner.

Apparently while I was doing laundry she was digging in the bathroom cabinet.

I didn't think she knew exactly what to do with it, but.............. apparently I was wrong.

"Look what I found mom!" She yells, showing me her 'prize'.

"What is it?" I asked. I wanted to see if she had any idea what she found.

"Its one of those things, ya know." She explained.

"Its like one of those big things that go in your panties, but this is a little one. Its just my size.!!" She said smiling.

"Can I put it in my panties?" She begged.

"No!" I screeched. "Go put it up!"

"Ahhh MAN!" she said disappointingly.

If she only knew.....

Boy, I cant wait till she is older and we have 'the talk' and I get to show her all these funny little stories from when she was little. :)

Can you say "CHEESE"?

:)